A human who is simply built different. Likes brownies and muffins. . Gives off lives in a old abandoned castle with their pet seal vibes. Likes convers and dressing gay. So short it’s concerning. Is not afraid to be different. Has a dog who is almost taller then them. Smart butt dosent want to do anything with her smarts. Is a good friend. Knows how to make people laugh. Avid fan of the dream SMP. Kinda weird.
by Jsnsusbd dmc June 22, 2022
Get the Mercurymug. V. MERCURY:
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
by totallynotvivienne December 5, 2019
Get the V. Mercurymug. A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.
by OneOfHisVictims November 12, 2019
Get the Mercurymug. by Chza Crack August 24, 2008
Get the Fruity Mercurymug. 
Mercury is a very allegiant, well organized and a very handsome looking man.Many would view this good looking young man as very talented and as self proclaimed leader.He also has a magnetic force so great that it attracts beautiful women but his relationships are not the best at all.his also the man to get the job done when it comes to women.
1. Hey do you know Mercury? He's such an
extraordinary person.
2 Omg I want to be just like Mercury his so breath taking
extraordinary person.
2 Omg I want to be just like Mercury his so breath taking
by Jack lorant November 21, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
Get the Mercurymug.