You

Male:You are a fucking beast. You rule the lands with mighty electrolites that all the bitches crave. You make Jesus look like a bitch because you turn water into fucking vodka because wine is for bitches. Your throbbing dick bests even the Eiffel tower. You've got so much raw fucking skill that you could beat chuck norris' ass. You in bed is like the Second fucking Cumming of Christ. You fuck people so hard they crack a fucking rib or something. so spread the word about You, you sexy man beast. You are awesomeness.

Female: men bow before you as if you were Aphrodite in skin-tights. you could crush a mans testicles just by giving him the fucking eye. All those skank ass bitches ain't got nothin on your perfectly round, felupshuis breasts. Any man would murder just to get a glimpse of your bitchen style. You put the ass in classy, You. Any bitches who dare cross your path will feel the full wrath of your legendary cumbacks. You is you, any one who says different can die in hell.

You should show this to all of your rad-tastical friends!

by Theycallmedreww October 17, 2014

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