by DOBA Administration May 20, 2024
Get the McBurgertown,TXmug. A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 13, 2024
Get the Austin, TXmug. 
Get the Franklin Txmug. A trash ass town with fuck boys that drive ragged ass dodges with bully dog tuners most of the guys are brother-husbands with nephsons
by Guy from gatesville December 24, 2016
Get the rosebud TXmug. 
I have a bowl of TX potato salad!
by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018
Get the TX Potato Saladmug. I crappy town for crack heads to run free. No one likes being there sober, and if you go to school in seagoville be prepared to meet ever douche created by said crack heads
by Yodaddy12 December 24, 2016
Get the Seagoville txmug.