Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

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Get the Tom Riddle's hairmug.

`'`Action`'`Comedy`'`Riddles`'`actUion`'`comeUdy`'`ridDles`'`actioN`'`comedY`'`riddleS`'`

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

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Get the `'`Action`'`Comedy`'`Riddles`'`actUion`'`comeUdy`'`ridDles`'`actioN`'`comedY`'`riddleS`'`mug.

Riddled

Being a really nice person and down to earth

oh look at yaz she is so riddled

by fiddleandriddle August 29, 2022

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Riddling

ADJ. A convoluted approach to the sales process, often used in car or house sales. Often involves lying, misdirection and Mictaring.

Done by Riddlers.

He is riddling, he offered full asking now he wants 15k off for asbestos removal.

by Flash-collector June 17, 2019

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Get the Riddlingmug.

Hym “A RIDDLE!? What the fuck are you talking about!? That is fascinating! Watching this inarticulate slob flesh out ideas he stole as clumsily as humanly possible is actually painful. Are the 300,000 that added themselves after I told them to go over there seeing this? This is unbelievable!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

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Get the Riddlemug.

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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