Hitler’s Missionary

When you’re having sex with a girl in missionary while under the blankets and she Dutch Ovens you and makes you keep going.

Friend 1: Hey dude how was it?

Friend 2: it was crazy, we were fucking and she forced me into Hitler’s Missionary, but I think I liked it.

Hitler’s Missionary by Steven112902 March 25, 2026

Matcha and missionary

The full frontal version of boba and backshots where you follow the same template of buying fine shyt some matcha and then taking her to the crib for railing her in missionary

Hey bro how’d the date go last night? You get some boba and backshots action? Nah she wanted that matcha and missionary

Matcha and missionary by Daddy’s Patties April 15, 2026

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary 

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023