The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

Montis

A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice

"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"

by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022

Monty

Monty has the biggest dick you are ever gonna see. It's especially bigger than Georgi's.

Hey Monty, I gotta ask you, why is your cock so frggin' huge dude?

by NotGeorgi January 8, 2022

monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.

"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017

Santiago Monti

loves little chilren

Santiago Monti must be a bot at fortnite

by Fncs Mecha August 4, 2021

Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband

Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator

by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022