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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.
Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!
by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022
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