beefcurtains 

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

beefcurtains by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

butthole beefcurtains 

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

butthole beefcurtains by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008