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I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Accident

What most people are
Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!
by THOT230 January 17, 2019
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
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Dramatic Accident

When the timing of accident is such that it happens at the same time as something dramatic
Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!
by Sarcia26 January 29, 2020
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Accident

Something you say woops about afterward.
So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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