March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

Pulled your tarot

Revealing your tarot reading.

She just pulled your tarot and looked at you like you were supposed to be impressed.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2021

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confess to your crush day- November 30

This is a day where you can and SHOULD confess to your crush, whether its a person from school, or just someone you see on the street that you found attractive!!
Give flowers, or anything that the person seems to like, have fun with this teeny holiday.

Hayden: Alexis, I like you!!
Alexis: What??

Hayden: It's confess to your crush day- November 30th
Alexis: Oh! Wait, you had a crush on me???
Hayden: Uhh

by okasfhsfnefeifue f November 30, 2022

your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

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