sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

second great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second of Truth

After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).

“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021