nickel your tipple

the act of tickling one's balls as well as the tip of the penis

Girl: I nickled his tipple last night
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today

by jimoney kriket November 22, 2011

Hug your crush day

Go hug your crush on May 30th!Because it’s hug your crush day!

Girl-Hey can I get a hug?

Crush-Why?

Girl-Because it’s hug your crush day!

by Charlotte Adams May 12, 2021

national post on your spam account day

April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.

It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!

by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

your mom

your mom

You: hi mom

Your mom: your mom

by Frizzy84 February 9, 2022

your lake is low

Your pussy dry

Dominique your lake is low

by jaydakiks September 6, 2020

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016