half-first cousin-uncle

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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sesqui-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-first cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
by dabossdud June 14, 2022
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1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
by Zabombini October 05, 2024
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the first to die at the end

SPOILERS!!
A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.
Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”

Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”

Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end
by Doopndoo December 31, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
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