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The ADAM

A man unlike any other.

To be The Adam of a group is to be the one who would drive to Costco and return with delicious giant strawberries. Every friendship group needs one like this to be the bearer of good strawbs.

The Adam is someone who would never fetch water for himself without fetching a glass for others.

This kind of man would usually drink mint tea.... only with fresh leaves.

One cannot be a real ADAM without owning Pacman tshirts.
That man was such an...The ADAM.

Why do you have to go and be all The ADAM about this?
by XOFD September 7, 2018
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adam bader

he is a total g
by isaacurboi March 5, 2019
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Adam

That one dude who doesnt give a fuck about everything.
Very Handsome, nice hair, small dick, good clothing style, loves music
Hates Neffex and Matyáš Vykoupil
Loves to cum.
Oh damn Adam is so fucking sexy as always.
Im sure he is virgin.
Let me just say i want to be Adam
by Jaksipes November 22, 2021
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adam

by the side character July 4, 2022
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Adam Hrablík

Adam Hrablík is a great Bitch. He has long brown hair and mysterious eyes. Adam might seem shy at first, but after a few minutes of talking he stops. He waears a respir instead of rúcho. Aslo he is a Bánovčan. Adam is small, however he isnt scared of tall girls (Podolanicza). He is friendly, but sometimes you have to be careful what you are saying. To summarize: Hrable is a great person that will support you when you will need it (except Otrubačk)
Who is that?”
“Adam Hrablík-the shy boy of the class
“He is so sexy!”
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Adam

Adam is a kind good hearted person in his own mind.If you get the lucky chance to know an “Adam“,he’s definitely someone you want to keep close and around.On the down side,as close as you should stay to an Adam, you should probably keep you’re belongings even closer. Adam’s are white with oily hair,and skin. Tend to have several breakouts,sometimes even on his genitals,due to lack of hygiene. Most Adams particularly lack in the shaft area & are known to be “lazy lovers”. Adam’s are some of the funniest people you will ever know,don’t let his humor fool you though,he will tell you a “joke” that he copyrighted off social media/friends. Adam’s are natural born followers but can also at times be narcissistic pricks. Good days for an Adam,he plays the “leader of the pack” role.Often Adams will claim they are emotionally detached from everyone, especially people he is obsessed with.Usually known to hide his feelings with the very dangerous substances such as drugs & alcohol, which in some cases may if severe may lead to hard times of maintaining a job or moving out of his grandmas basement.In result beware this can cause loser denial and make him a salty salmon who must make EVERYTHING a “competition”.If you have an “Adam” in your life, hold onto him tight because he will blow away in the wind..like a used tissue.

Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”
“He lasted a good three minutes! He’s such an Adam!!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”
by Brittni Lansbury February 7, 2019
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Adam

Adam is a nonce
by /\/IGGA June 10, 2019
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