Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Sa-date

Stay at home date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.

by dlocker8 February 6, 2021

Date

Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.

I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.

by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021

Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.

P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!

by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021

Date

That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone

Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?

All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021

date

what an isabelle and ben usually do

have you seen isabelle and ben on a date?

yeah it’s very funny

by Uranerd April 5, 2021

dating

dating; when you are training the agility skill in old school runescape on the rooftop agility courses, and you are tick-perfect with a person or multiple people as you all run the agility course together, coincidentally or by fate.

"we're dating! we're dating! we're dating! "
"look at that three stack dating!"

by seaweedgang April 5, 2021