Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Dating

Dating, oh wait let me put that in quotes. What girls consider to be “dating” is just them talking to a boy on Snapchat. They never even go out on dates and these girls never even tell their parents that their dating someone. They always say I love you within a couple days, sometimes even just after a week. I thought saying I love you was supposed to be special, and that you only said it when you 100% meant it. In this day in age girls and even boys say I love you and then they break up a week later. What gets on my nerves the most is that these girls tell their friends “Oh I’m dating someone. He is sooooo hot!” but they only talk over snap and never even go out together on dates. It makes me laugh.

“Yeah me and Kyle are dating, but I’m not going to tell my parents cause I’ll get in trouble.”

by Katy L. February 19, 2019

Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.

Boy, do I love me some dating

by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018

J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018

Groundhog date

Makes a reference to the film Groundhog Day.
A groundhog date is when you have the same date over and over again, by taking your dates to the same places and having the same conversations, so that it feels like the same date being repeated but with different women.

Krish- We watched Groundhog Day on all my first dates

Bhakti- ah! So you did a groundhog date?
Krish- nice! I’ll claim this word on urban dictionary now!

by Romy8780 April 15, 2018