pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs

Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy

by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022

poppin your rocker

What’s up *britan style*

Garetth: hey buddy

George: hey pal what’s poppin your rocker
Garretth: nothing much big guy

by Zachary Spera December 8, 2018

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013