Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
Get the Ciaran Jonesmug. A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023
Get the Jones Luckmug. An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.
Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.
Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones
Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.
Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones
After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along
by Sacc Thun August 20, 2023
Get the Sacc Jonesmug. Joning-(verb)
Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.
Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.
Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
by KamiS4to April 7, 2025
Get the Joningmug. by harryhti10hi November 21, 2018
Get the Puffy Jonesmug. A short girl who tries to fit in, but nobody likes her. She's either friends with a Grace or a Sally. She is horrible at every sport and doesn't know how to play them. She thinks she has some sort of body and thinks she can just get what she wants from crying all the time. She is very funny and wants attention but if you want to have fun bring someone other than an arriona
by AaBbRyRy November 3, 2021
Get the arionna jonesmug.