August

Someone good at games and is normally freinds with someone named Bennet and Quin hes cool and chill af and has a trumpet and a big ass forhead

An August Very cool human man with a big forehead

by A man named man is suff February 12, 2022

August

A lesbian girl stuck in the closet

AUgust that on lesbian girl

by Carlsfrog July 31, 2023

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

August

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021

August 20th

Say Yes To You’re Girlfriend All Day.

Girl: Do you want to go eat at my favorite restaurant

Boy: um it’s August 20th so yes

by You’re welcome girls August 20, 2021

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021