Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

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Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

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Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

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merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.

Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then

by $horty March 21, 2003

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