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ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.
So is this is aring kiss” or a “good bye”?
by paconaranjo January 7, 2018
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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Septum Ring Theory

Septum Ring Theory is a vague insult typically used against people with septum rings on social media platforms like TikTok. There's no concrete definition, but you know it when you see it. Septum Ring Theory is characterized by the following qualities.

• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)

The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.

In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
Person A (with septum piercing): Men don't deserve rights/are trash/should be killed, etc, etc.

Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.

Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
by The Masterful Baiter September 15, 2025
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Ring of Fire

George Bush started the famous Ring of Fire when he got 30 gaymen to fuck eachother in a circle around the camo fire
by Mr. Legs January 23, 2010
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Ringing

When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.
Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"

Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"

Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."

Mike: "You belong in jail."
by skidmarknumber3 March 4, 2025
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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!
by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021
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