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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
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The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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Utah Valley University

Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.
Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.

I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.
by UVUsuperfan November 24, 2021
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The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched
Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again
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bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.
You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.
by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023
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University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.
employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school
by penisadult November 16, 2021
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Delaware State University

The most underrated HBCU in the country! DSU is a campus full of intelligent beautiful women and scholarly gentleman that are serious about their future. Our Aviation & Nursing programs are hidden gems along with the college of business... Our research programs are on the rise as well! Dont sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !
Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .
The Delaware State University is an awesome institution of higher learning
by are302hbcu May 27, 2021
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