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first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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sesquiple-first-cousin

1- Child of their parent’s sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
3- Sesquiple-cousin.
4- Sesquiple-1C.
5- Sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-1C.
My sesquiple-first-cousin is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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double-half-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.mug.

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state
She is the first mother of the President of the US
by Maria F. March 26, 2022
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