Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.

Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then

by $horty March 21, 2003

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.

Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.

by Two Barrel May 13, 2009