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PIN Douche

A person (usually a PIN Whore) who thinks they have to send everybody on their BBM list a message "because", but it is usually pointless, stupid shit.
Jim: wtf, Jill says "whats up"

Larry: She's just a pin douche, ignore it.
by JazzPlague August 27, 2009
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Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009
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douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012
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douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
mugGet the douche mothermug.

community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
by "The Fox" May 21, 2008
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douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.
Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.
by Rob Snow December 9, 2008
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douche rocketry

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.
Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.
by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007
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