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windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.
Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.
by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016
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eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023
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When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023
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pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.
If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.
by mlhiss August 28, 2025
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You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
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whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.
A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."
by gnome is better October 20, 2023
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You

A girl named Paulina who’s very very short and is addicted to Red Bull’s.
You=Paulina is short
by Juan259 September 21, 2021
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