stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear

Giving ear: making out with your SO ear

by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.

My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger

by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

ear basics

Ear Basics is the latest Personal Sound Amplification Product a.k.a PSPA. Ear Basics is being promoted as a "Hearing AID", which it is not. Read the complete "Ear Basics" review here, get to know what it actually does, how does it amplify the sound, what are the pros and cons of the Ear Basics.

Have you tried the as seen on tv "ear basics"

Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?

does "ear basics" really work?

by OspreyReviews June 22, 2019