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mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
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Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.
They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022
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Hungry Shark

Colloquialism for someone with a vagina being horny. Referencing how vaginas can have a “fishy” smell.
Guy #1: So how was your date?

Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.
by Schlinky August 10, 2022
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Shark Boobies

my new number which is 18 million over 18088 million
Guambo: what is 18 million over 18088 million
SchmimboGimbo: Shark Boobies
by Guabis April 23, 2022
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shark backpack

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.
by lookin4nub December 5, 2018
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Shark

Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly
Bob: Hi Dick.
Dick: Oh my god Bob I just had shark, something you'll never be able to do
by maximitis May 14, 2025
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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