five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.

Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023

60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her

Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.

by B0bb0 October 23, 2017

sesqui-second-cousin

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016