First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse
by SirePapi April 06, 2021
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1- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s half-nibling.
5- Parent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
6- Sesquiple-first-cousin's child.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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