lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

National Show Your Bf Your Boobs Day

show your boobs to your special someone on April 7th!

hey baby it’s national show your bf your boobs day ;)

by DirtyAndrePoo April 7, 2024

Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

by Hot Chocolate Chicks July 30, 2011

keep your wing hand strong

the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack

the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!

by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”

Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*

by Credit27 May 11, 2018