August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

August

August of Auschwitz

lets make auschwitz great again
august of auschwitz means that you make a gas chamber and put your friends in it

by hornyboi69420 June 7, 2022

August

One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.

“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”

by Iris 💗💗 June 13, 2022

August 4th

Oh look its August 4th, Kaiya's birthday.
Make sure to wish her a happy birthday.

Oh my, Its August 4th, Happy birthday Kaiya!

by That hot gal from school June 14, 2022

august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022

August 17!!

National LORA OR YURI DAY (Yuri is my friends name) THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAA!!! YOUR MY FIRST ONLINE FRIEND ILYSM, YOU ALWAYS PLAY HORROR GAMES WITH ME IM SO THANKFUL.

Me: OMG ITS AUGUST 17!!

Lora: OMG JJ IS GONNA BE SO HAPPY

Me: It's NATIONAL LORA OR YURI DAY!!!

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH LORAAAA ILYSM.

by kenma's gameboy and everything June 18, 2022