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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1. קויפן 0. ייַנקו1. ייַנקויף《¤》:The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
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double-half-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Operation: Codename Of Crackers And Syrup; The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.>
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First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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