by K. Bradford July 5, 2018
Get the A real live assholemug. Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.
John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."
Brad: "Agreed."
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
Get the 360-Degree Assholemug. The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018
Get the single ply assholemug. 1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
by BostonGhost July 30, 2017
Get the subject matter assholemug. constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.
Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.
by longmontbeans33 October 2, 2021
Get the constant asshole syndromemug. by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021
Get the Moms asshole 69mug. A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
Get the cunt lick assholemug.