Math

Something that some kids are excited to learn when they hear about it, but once realization finds them, they either want to skip school or stay at school. It will also STAY in their head for the rest of time
I'm learning math this month, mum!
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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math class

A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.
During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?

Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
by BlaBla_bla March 3, 2019
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math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers
Emily and Sarah are math gods
by Emthespang October 21, 2019
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Math

Math: a subject that should be taught using the Montessori method
I think if everyone was taught math using the Montessori method more people would enjoy it.
by Fonzie.Emma June 20, 2022
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chat math

mathematic rational used by chat to justify their monetary support for creators , implies detriment.

oshi > bills = profit

see also: girl math
streamer: brb
superchat: piss tax
streamer: what is this chat math?
by haxclassic August 27, 2025
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Math

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication
Man 1: I'm very very good at maths
by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015
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