Ween

The Best Band. Praise Boognish.

I came to Ween for the memes. Stayed for the music.

-everybody

by Chef Toastyy September 20, 2018

crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018

Ween

An 1960's band with the most hilarious name i have ever heard. they have also made Ocean Man from 2004's The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

"Ocean man, take me to you're van, let me hold you're hand" -Ween

by Dicksnarkel June 1, 2018

Ween

Noun- A dick

Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.

Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm

George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!

Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt

by Big dick Brody October 15, 2022

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Wiggily ween

A penis that seems to be squirming around on its own which is very attractive

“I have a wiggily ween” “omg your so cool.”

by Coochie cooter crazy man robot December 28, 2020