Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
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Spider-man edition

When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.
I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.
by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013
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Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him
by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023
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The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases
“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020
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spider-man

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).
by uncle loki July 20, 2019
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Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
by lil Jew December 28, 2019
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