nursery rhyme rapper

a rapper who thinks rhyming in every single verse is what constitutes a good rapper. although rhymes are in almost every rap verse, some people think rhyming is all it takes to be a rapper, when it's so much more than that.

Yung No Barz: "My homie said my bitch was riding the pimp,

So I whipped her and gave her a limp,

The hoe had the audacity to cheat to ride a piece of shrimp

In the end she looked like a fucking wimp"

Delusional Fan 1: BARSSSS
Delusional Fan 2: LET HIM COOKKKKKKK
Person with common sense: That's a nursery rhyme rapper yo, he can't even rap to save his life.
Delusional Fans: Oh you don't know real rap! You new school rap fans think rapping about your pussy and getting backshots and carrying a glock is real rap!!!

by Ariah_Noodles March 25, 2024

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Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.

To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.

by The One True Savior June 4, 2019

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Busta Rhymes

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That’s shit is busta rhymes

by Joe Smith 1964 July 26, 2023

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Rhyming Ryan

When a little leprechaun rhymes while sitting at a bar.

The waitress is mad at Rhyming Ryan.

by Rose1234 November 6, 2012

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Tik Tok Rhyming Slang

A collection of slang terms used to circumvent Tik Tok's censorship measures. Sometimes used on other social networking platforms.

Notable examples:

grape = rape
corn = porn
regard = retard

A: This regard thinks watching corn is grape.
B: What on earth does that mean??
A: It's tik tok rhyming slang...

by Strychnos January 2, 2025

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