Philadelphia Napkin

A dirty cum rag. Often used as a napkin on fancy occasions.

"Jesse, set the table for thanksgiving. Use the good Philadelphia napkins!"

by freudeschoener November 25, 2011

Philadelphia Slammer

When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.

My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.

by Ghost witchet August 11, 2019

Philadelphia sunset

A Philadelphia Sunset is when you drag your ass along a half open sunroof and take a shit and then piss into the open part of the sunroof. (With or without people inside)

“Hey John did you ever end up giving Katie that Philadelphia Sunset after she cheated on you?”

by KittyXD69 April 19, 2023

Philadelphia Sinkhole

A Philadelphia sinkhole occurs when a person has been anally penetrated repeatedly, and their taint has been enlarged, revealing a swirling mess of shit and cum, resembling a sinkhole.

Dude I'm not gay, a couple of my bros just Philadelphia sinkholed me.

by jrjrjr May 16, 2015

philadelphia tummytuck

This is the process in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a fat woman's fatty rolls and ejaculates in the folds of the skin. The result is a load of cum contained between two of the fat woman's rolls. this visage bears a striking resemblance to a Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich.

Chris gave his fat girlfriend the Philadelphia tummytuck and immediately began to crave a cheesesteak sandwich.

by Dmazz August 21, 2006

Philadelphia Eagles

The NFC Champions that just owned Scaldo and MJs face by beating the Atlanta Falcons and getting into the Superbowl while the Pittsburgh Steelers got owned by the New England Patriots.

"Reporter: It's pandamonium down on the field as the Eagles has just earned the right to represent the NFC in the Superbowl!

Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.

Back to you Steve."

by pwned January 23, 2005

Philadelphia Flyers

Normally a good hockey team. Had A let Down In in 06-07. They have possibly the best team in the NHL with offseason moves. Best Fans in hockey no doubt abou it

Man did you see the Philadelphia flyers game
Yeah they destroyed the Rangers 6-1

by johnishot September 16, 2007