IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at [phone].

-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.

by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023

u ii a io u iii a io

the sound of some mf who mumbled and became viral on tiktok

A: u ii a iu u iii a iu
B: dude no its u ii a io u iii a io

by a kid who knows big numbers March 24, 2022

TSG ios

The best fnm team.

TSG ios is the best team without a doubt. Use SAC TSG_ios. #tsgios to get noticed.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Shue iOS

the best player in the game called Critical Ops also known as a toxic hacker who really doesnt know how the game works.

fricking Shue iOS, i hope he isnt hacking.

by Shue iOS May 21, 2021

IO

Insignificant Other

A person who used to be meaningful in your life, but is no longer significant to you. An ex; a former spouse or lover.

We used to be a couple, but now he's my IO.

by Flockthis December 23, 2020