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Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011
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Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.
Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?
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Columbian Neck Tie

A process of which a man slits the neck of a man / womens throat and pulls through the tongue of that person so that it hangs out of the neck like a 'tie'
"give him a Columbian Neck Tie NOW!!"
by Lucas'sGay June 12, 2016
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Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region
It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.
by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022
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columbian gas line

When someone is about to snuff a line of coke and you fart by the surface just as s/he starts the inhalation.
"I farted on the mirror just as Jen was doing a like of coke".
"That there is called a Columbian Gas Line, old chap"!
by ragingfuck January 17, 2010
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Columbian bow tie

A torture technique, that involves slicing the middle of your ballsack and then pulling your dick through the slice opening.
OMG THAT DRUG LOAD JUST GAVE ME A Columbian bow tie !
by ZASHANA March 13, 2009
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Columbian Bam-Bam

The act of ejaculating into someone else's nose
I gave that girl a Columbian Bam-Bam last night.
by The Luck of the Irish 518 February 24, 2013
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