Skunk Puss

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

hump and skunk

Fucking one person, whilst eating another’s asshole till full

Fancy a bit of hump and skunk?

by KevinCP September 23, 2019

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

stinking skunk

Another way to say bitch.

"Shut up, stinking skunk!"

by biathegiant January 26, 2022

skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.

i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.

by m-j-dub October 09, 2007

Skunk Pits

A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench

raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits

raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing

raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up

raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper

raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking

by StinkyRottenAss February 16, 2011

Skunk Weed

Weed that smells very strong, makes the whole room smell like weed even if you didn’t smoke it yet.

“That skunk weed made my room stink! Even my neighbors could smell it”

by Hehegangsta June 03, 2021