When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
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