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Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.
Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?
by Lumis March 21, 2024
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Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device
"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"
by Pauldylan January 8, 2013
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Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.
After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.
by Duber74 December 1, 2024
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Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
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Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.
What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!
by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022
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Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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