Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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Bluetooth pussy

A substitute for ‘jinx’; what you say when two people have the same thought at the same time
Oh my god, Bluetooth pussy!”
by NOTYOURTIGER June 10, 2023
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Bluetooth sip

when you put your mouth on the top of a juicebox straw and you suck really hard to get the juice out of the juice box.
why the hell are you sucking your juice box so hard?

dude it’s called a bluetooth sip.
by shitfartpoop December 26, 2022
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bluetooth speaker

When someone's your little sussy baka. Your little goober. Your silly goose. Your smooching target. Your silly rabbit.
X: I love you sm my little Bluetooth speaker
Y: *blushes*
by BluBee December 25, 2023
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Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.
Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?
by Lumis March 21, 2024
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Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device
"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"
by Pauldylan January 08, 2013
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Bluetooth Era

A period of absolutely mind blowing music from the Punjabi Music Industry in the early 2010s, where songs were usually shared among friends via Bluetooth.
Man AP Dhillon ain't shit in front of those Bluetooth Era Songs
by SuperBug November 02, 2023
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