Cruz is a SCOTTISH boy (10 years old) birthday 26th January his dad is Stuart his mum is Emma his brother is mason his stepmom is clair
Cruz McIlvaney is a crazy scotskid
by ScotsURBAN January 14, 2018
by Cruz_Alta February 18, 2012
by MintNuggets February 22, 2022
Alex Cruz is an example of things being bigger in Texas. Standing at 5'10, 360 LBS of PURE MUSCLE, Alex is a giant of a man. He is strong enough to lift ridable lawnmowers with ease. He is also capable of lifting truck axles with his bare hands. He can even lift the front end of a car. He is fond of chucking 100 lb weights (literally) at walls. Of Mexican and Native American descent, he has the blood of a warrior. As the best friend of STREETFIGHTER351, they work together and thrive. Although they are both broke, they work together to acquire and share games. Alex is a generous man who has given many opportunities to people in his life. Coming from a harsh upbringing, he grew strong, although unfortunately he did not receive a proper education. Anyone who dares challenge him will taste total and utter defeat. They'd be lucky not to end up in a hospital. Alex is UNDEFEATED in the streets. Although one of the toughest men to exist, he is the kind of person to help others in need and display warmth. Even though he cannot read or write, he has a 5000 IQ so people have a hard time outsmarting him. Fortunately for him, his friend STREETFIGHTER351 understands his troubles and upbringing and will help him in situations when he needs someone to read something for him. They might not be blood, but they are brothers forever.
"Remember, STREETFIGHTER and ALEX are very big men. Anyone else? Little men. Weak. Nobody can lift weights like we can" -Alex Cruz
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen December 02, 2020
by BDBB126 March 13, 2017
by 1168 July 31, 2020
Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?
***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?
***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.
by coobpig March 06, 2016