belt it up your arse

Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"

Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."

by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006

shove it up your arse

Where u take an object and shove it up your ass

Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?

Sir: Shove it up your arse

by User Undefined July 17, 2014

a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

by UK Canuck June 15, 2023

Wine up your arse

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.

“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”

by Silly bob248 October 4, 2018

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 15, 2008

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008