The Coleman Theory

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.

"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"

by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011

credit card in the cole slaw

anything that verticaly hurt'z ur mantality (coleslaw)
Meaning a sobing wet vagine (with a hint of man sauce)

dude u totaly got credit card in the cole slaw

by corey,david,ben,lane,steven June 27, 2006

The Cole

When you create a fake personality and say you loyal and real to reel girls in then cheat on them, and when you get caught deny everything she accusing you of even if she has evidence and then tell her your a changed man and get her trust again then cheat again and repeat. When y’all officially over cause she realize what you doing keep coming back into her life and disturb the healing process and have sex with her when she gets a new man and make her hate herself cause she can’t leave you alone.

My girl caught me cheating I hit “The Cole” on her ah

by Three2shiesty July 15, 2022

The Colby

The Colby is when you ask your girl to stick her thumb in your butt during intercourse and you call her Jorge Masvidal.

Let’s get a little freaky tonight, and you give me the Colby

by Cloud monkey November 19, 2022

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

a dose of the Caley's

Wittering on incessantly about the Caledonian Railway, being superior, to all other pre-grouping railway companies of Great Britain

Oi Fred, see your doctor mate, you've got a dose of the Caley's!

by The_real_Jimbo May 14, 2025