Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman Share definition Flag In simple terms, going for a Wank. Mark: What you doing later?? Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed. Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch