who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Sugar Coating

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last

"He's just sugar coating it"

by Don't.use.your.real.name June 15, 2018

sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011

Reverse sugar coating

Reverse sugar coating is basically just the opposite of regular sugar coating.Its when you hide your true love/friendship with hatred

"Night I hope you choke in your sleep" Would be an example of reverse sugar coating if it's with a close friend

by FuzzleMcDoozle May 25, 2017

sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body

i sugar coated that bitch

by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008

sugar coated

when craker bitches lie to u and tell u sumthin is gonna be poppin but it turns out its busted

thizz bitch said this party was gonna be off da chains but she jus sugar coated it

by Steve young February 12, 2006