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Stitch Up

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger November 30, 2015
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Stitch Up

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger January 2, 2016
mugGet the Stitch Upmug.

stitch up

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."
by ryon January 29, 2004
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Bhill stitch up

When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.
“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.
by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023
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stitch up

What one does before a night out on the town. Dressing for the occasion..stitch up..get dressed.
Yo, Tyrone you slack ass bitch. Stitch up and lets book.
by dvb911 August 18, 2004
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Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped
by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023
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I’ve stitched my bumhole up

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
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